• Casey Anthony:

    So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.

  • Court:

    Sounds good. You're free to go.

  • OJ Simpson:

    So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.

  • Court:

    Nah, I know you're a good guy.

  • Teenagers:

    I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can -

  • Court:

    How dare you breathe?